Clothing
XKCD Hoodie
You can now order the first xkcd hoodie! It's a navy blue Gildan zippered hoodie and it sports an xkcd logo on the left breast.
Compiling
Based on the Compiling comic, this shirt increases your programming and swordfighting skills to 18.
Stand Back (Science)
For those of you who like being heroic but don't necessarily know or like regular expressions, here is an awesome variant on the theme of Comic #208. It pretty much speaks for itself. Hooray for science!
XKCD college-style shirt
This is a nice and quiet shirt you can wear anywhere. Anyone who doesn't know the webcomic will assume it's just a school they haven't heard of. If they ask, I suggest claiming it's the "Xtreme Kansas College of Dentistry" or "eXcellence Kriegsmarine College of Demolitions".
Regular Expressions Shirt
This is the much-requested shirt based on Comic #208. It warns everyone that you are not to be trifled with, that you have the situation well in hand, and that you can fix everything with a long jumble of indecipherable characters. (The expression on the front between the slashes is restrictive, but don't be greedy*?) On the back there is a hacker hero swinging in to save the day.
Useless
This shirt is based on Comic #55. It's perfect for the nerd who wants to show their sentimental side, or a helpless romantic who wants to show they sometimes enjoy the geeky approach to life. The text reads "my normal approach is useless here".
Science
Science: We finally figured out that you could separate
fact from superstition by a completely radical method: observation.
You can try things, measure them, and see how they work! Bitches.
The babydoll shirt is a slightly lighter green. The graph on the back of the shirt is data from the COBE mission,
which looked at the background microwave glow of the universe and found that it fit perfectly with the idea that the universe
used to be really hot everywhere. This strongly reinforced the Big Bang theory and was
one of the most dramatic examples of an experiment agreeing with a theory in history --
the data points fit perfectly, with error bars too small to draw on the graph.
It's one of the most triumphant scientific results in history.
No Raptors
Say no to velociraptors (and all other members of the dromaeosaurid family). By wearing this shirt, you make your position clear: you do NOT want to be hunted down and eaten by raptors.
Sudo
This is the shirt of Comic #149, which is so far the most widely-distributed comic I've ever done. It was spotted on the walls at Amazon headquarters and on some of the bigger blags. And now, as per your many email requests, here it is on a shirt!
Witty
For all the new readers who didn't get a chance to order one last time, the Witty shirt is back for a second run! It reads "Maybe if this shirt is witty enough, someone will finally love me.", taken from comic #23. A good hobby is wearing it to the mall and standing next to to people wearing those snarky Hot Topic t-shirts, but it is funny and appropriate for all occasions! It is also a comfortable shirt which will serve you well and will help make you the right kind of friends! A good addition to your arsenal of apparel.
Just Shy
I want there to be a way to say you're part of that secret club of people who it's all right to smile at on the metro, something that makes okay those random conversations in a bookstore, something that helps shy people make that secret connection that's nothing more than finding out that someone else is wandering through this world with the same hopes and uncertainties as you.
Stickers
Actual Size Stickers
This sticker pack contains 15 'Actual Size!' stickers, five each of 1", 2", and 3" stickers.
80% of public advertisements would be greatly improved by an 'actual size!' claim, from 8.5x11 "Regina Spektor Live In Concert!" flyers to ten-foot PS3 banners to airline ads in the subway with pictures of 747s. You know what to do.
The stickers are a matte finish that blends in pretty well with anything, and they are removable if necessary.
Switch and Button Stickers
This sticker pack contains one each of 12 different 2"x0.5" stickers for labeling unlabeled buttons and switches on car dashboards, computer cases, and anything else.
Every car dash has a few unlabeled buttons that look like they should do something cool, although they usually just turn out to control the emergency blinkers. So here are some removable labels for those buttons. There are five stickers for unlabeled buttons (EJECT, TRANSFORM, ABORT, SELF-DESTRUCT, and ARMAGEDDON), a couple pairs for unlabeled switches (CHAOS/ORDER, GOOD/BAD), and one XKCD sticker.
For those who remember this story from the Jargon File, yes, the sticker-pairs also include "MAGIC/MORE MAGIC" stickers for your favorite mysterious switch.
Posters
Online Communities Poster
A poster of the Online Communities map. It's 25"x24" (fairly large), full-page, and you can read all the little city labels. It also includes other little other points of interest mapped exclusively for the poster!
Map of the Internet (Poster Print)
This is (at last) a poster print of the Map of the Internet (comic #195), created from the original high-resolution artwork and updated with a few small corrections (such as the inclusion of the 172.16.0.0/12 subnet specified by RFC 1918). Posters ship separately from shirts but they can be mixed with shirts in a single order without extra shipping costs. The poster is 16x20" on mildly glossy medium-weight poster paper. We are not responsible if you get lost and eaten by internet wolves while using this map.