breadpig is the hub for a wide variety of geeky ideas and designs -- many of them for sale, others simply for our own amusement -- none of them for a profit. You see, rather than following the typical corporate directive of maximizing shareholder wealth, breadpig aims to do interesting (good) things with its profits. Keep up with the latest projects on the blog.
All breadpig shirts are American Apparel brand, 100% cotton, and will make you look both sexy and socially responsible (made in sweatshop-free downtown LA). They do run a bit smaller than other tees, so check the male and female sizing charts.
Magnets
LOLmagnetz: 364 Word Magnetic LOLspeak Poetry Kit
Wish your magnetic surface entertained you more and don't feel comfortable taping your cats to it? LOLmagnetz are the ideal alternative. Each kit contains 364 words and an instruction manual. You'll have everything you need to LOLify anything from a photo of your cat to your report card.
And when you're done, share photos of your best work with the rest of the community at http://LOLmagnetz.com.
breadpig project: 100% of profits donated to the SF/SPCA for rescuing stray dogs and cats so they may one day become LOL-ified.
Clothing
spiderpig t-shirt (spiderpig glows in the dark)
The breadpig can't be the world's only hero. That's where spiderpig steps -- no, trots -- in. During the day, the spiderpig will quietly be absorbing light and patiently waiting until nightfall (or really any darkness, like in a closet or under a desk) to strike fear into the heart of any mortal who dares cross its path.
Testimonials
"Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does..."
-- Jay H. Simpson, Springfield, ??, USA
"Your testimonial here"
-- You, Awesometown, Planet Earth
breadpig project: 100% of profits donated to The Mercy Corps to alleviate suffering, poverty, and oppression by building strong communities that don't even need superheroes to protect them (Gotham, we're looking at you). This shirt, designed by the great Zoya Feldman, was originally slated to support the Rolling Cones, a group of geeks who repainted an old icecream truck to drive it from England to Mongolia in order to raise money for said non-profit. Spiderpig was a bit late, so we're skipping the middleman.
breadpig t-shirt (in either black or blue)
The breadpig has a posse. Wearing this shirt identifies you as one of said posse (one of the members awesome enough to get a shirt).
Testimonials
"I feel like I can save the world when I'm wearing this shirt. It's as though a gaping void in my soul has been filled whenever I'm embraced by the 100% cotton of my breadpig tee."
-- Connor Dolan, Reston, VA, USA
The breadpig has tricked children around the world into thinking pigs with bread wings could fly, resulting in the falling deaths of countless pigs with slices of bread glued to their bodies. This nefarious swine must be thwarted.
-- Jack Thompson, Coral Gables, FL, USA
If we'd had the breadpig on our side in 1776, I wouldn't have needed to write that declaration -- just sent our winged hero over to wallop King George III.
-- Thomas Jefferson, Charlottesville, VA, USA
The last time I wore my breadpig shirt, I got 2 epic set piece drops!!! I haven't changed my clothes in 72 hours.
-- Kathanxu, lvl 70 Gnome Warlock, Duskwood server
breadpig project: 100% of profits donated to The Awesome Foundation to fund grants for awesomeness. Every month, a new awesome project gets awarded $1,000 cash to do something, well, awesome.
Dreaming of Androids t-shirt
We know what androids dream of, but what about electric sheep?
Testimonials
"I did not approve this shirt."
-- Philip K. Dick, Santa Ana, CA, USA
My feelings are rather conflicted about this t-shirt.
-- Rick Deckard, San Francisco, CA, USA
Great design, but I prefer the term 'Artificial Person' myself.
-- Bishop, LV-426, Zeta II Reticuli system
Believing one's shirt to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind; in this case, I'll make an exception.
-- Data, USS Enterprise-D
breadpig project: 100% of profits donated to EFF for protecting our digital rights even while our electric sheep are sleeping.
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