This shirt celebrates overthinking and indecision. It's a black shirt printed with black text. (To anyone with HTML experience, that sounds like a plain black shirt, but in this case, the different texture and reflectiveness of the ink makes it clearly readable while giving it a nice and subtle appearance.) Come on, you knew you were going to wear a black shirt anyway.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Please note that this is not printed on Gildan and Bella shirts. Please check sizing information before ordering.